Following on from their SELL OUT success, Thurrock Courts Players are BACK WITH "ALLO ALLO 2" (The Camembert Capers).

Based on the hugely popular TV comedy series, this sequel to the popular stage production of 'Allo' Allo continues the adventures of reluctant resistance hero and harassed cafe owner, Rene Artois, in German-occupied wartime France. It features many of your favourite characters from the TV series and original stage play.

Still trying to repatriate a pair of British airmne, Rene, his wife Edith and their cafe waitressess, Mimmi and Yvette, are embroiled in yet another complicated and life-threatening scheme. General Von Klinkerhoffen demands a fortune in francs in recompense for the loss of the infamous painting of 'The Fallen Madonna with The Big Boobies', and Rene is expected to come up with the cash, but nothing is ever easy.

The local undertaker, Monsieur Alphonse, is making advances on Edith. Rene's mother-in-law, Fanny, objects to the radio used to communicate with London being hidden under her bed. No one can understand what Officer Crabtree (the British agent disguised as a Policeman) is saying. Michell of the Resistance has a series of increasingly hare-brained proposals.

Herr Flick of the Gestapo, Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Gerring all have their own plans to get hold of the money, and Lieutenant Gruber still want to take Rene away for a ride in his little tank.... The case, a set of forged notes and a bomb all end up hidden in identical camembert cheeses.

What could possibly go wrong?

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If you need to contact our box office, phone 0345 300 5264 from Tuesday to Friday between midday and 3pm and Saturday 10am to 1pm. Our box office counter is now also open during these hours and can be found just inside the main entrance of the Thameside Complex. All tickets over £5 are inclusive of a £1.30 per ticket booking fee.

Accessible Seating

Seats 1 to 7 in Rows C and D offer extra leg room. Rows O and P offer extra leg room and these seats can be removed for wheelchairs. Please call the box office to book a wheelchair or accessible seat.  If you use a walking aid or wheelchair but would prefer to sit in a seat in the back row, our team can help you into the theatre and keep your chair or frame safe outside until you're ready to leave. Ask a member of our friendly team when you arrive. Mobility scooters cannot be taken into the theatre but may be left in the foyer.

You must have a ticket for children over 12 months old, even if they sit on your lap. Prams, buggies and car seats are not allowed in the theatre but can be left in our foyer.

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Refunds

Tickets cannot be refunded but at the discretion of the Manager may be transferred to another show or a credit applied to your account. Any difference in ticket price will be payable by the customer.

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